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I’m a Bob Ross Tree, and I’m Not as Happy as Everyone Thinks
Everyone thinks they know me and my story ever since they saw me standing majestically in the foreground of a snow-covered mountain.
5 Reasons Why Orson Welles’ Passion Project About a Tap Dancing Canary Who Dates a Human Man Failed to Get Made
Welles Insisted On Playing Both the Canary and the Human: Weight fluctuations nearly killed Welles and made the insurance for the project skyrocket.
10 More Things Jolene Took from Me
All of my passwords and the facial ID on my phone. My mother is sick, Jolene, and now I can’t call her. I had to use a LIBRARY to email Mom.
Michael Moore Documentaries of the Future
"Bowling for New Columbine (U.S. Moon Settlement C-97)": A look at how gun manufacturers played a pivotal role in early space colonization.
Paul Hollywood Reviews Classic and Popular Literature
Animal Farm by George Orwell You've got goat, you've got mutton, you've got chicken... What you need to do is pick one flavor and stick to it.
Can Someone Please Get Jay Leno Out of My House?
His car collection takes up most of my driveway and he keeps stealing my newspapers to do his classic “Headlines” desk bit.
Five Pieces for Styling Middle-To-Low Income Looks on a Million Dollar Budget
Easy, effortless transitional pieces for looking like a regular person who may or may not have health insurance.
When Matt Damon Was My Age He’d Filmed His Second “Bourne” Movie
When Sting was my age, he decided to quit The Police because he “wasn’t feeling it anymore.” I’ve never even talked to the police.
TV Shows from the Middle Ages Not Picked Up After Their Pilots
Hung, Drawn, and Quartered - Contestants sketch public executions, and the contestant with the worst drawing each week is in turn sentenced to death.
It’s Not Every Day That I, A 65-Year-Old General Contractor Named Gary, Get Mistaken for Cameron Diaz, But I’m Gonna Roll with It
It's a head-scratcher to be confused with one of America's most consistent box office draws; an actor with the range to do both comedy and drama.
Top 5 Items to Steal from the Medicine Cabinet of Grammy Award-Winning Artist Paul Simon
Paul’s Empty Advil Container That He Repurposed to Hide His State Quarters: Cast the pill bottle aside and fill your pockets with the beautiful coins.