“President Trump’s name will appear on the economic stimulus checks that will be mailed to millions of Americans in the coming weeks, the Treasury Department confirmed on Tuesday. The decision to have Mr. Trump’s name on the checks, a break in protocol, was made by the Treasury Department after Mr. Trump suggested the idea to Steven Mnuchin, the Treasury secretary, according to a department official.”
—New York Times, 4/14/20
On all winning scratch off tickets
On birthday cards from grandparents with any amount of money inside
After “FROM:” on the name tags of all wedding gifts
In the signature line of all college acceptance letters
At the end of sincere notes exchanged by lovers
In place of players' last names on the back of NBA, NFL, MLB, and NHL jerseys (including Canadian teams)
On every sheet of Charmin Ultra Soft
Embroidered on all weighted blankets
Baked into the crust of all apple pies
At the beginning, end, and intermittently throughout John Krasinki's “Some Good News” episodes
On the Declaration of Independence, over John Hancock’s
Under every credit for every West Wing episode
Spray painted on the Statue of Liberty, Liberty Bell, and the entire American population of bald eagles
Additionally, all subpoenas, child support orders, and Scott 1-ply will now be identified with the following marker:
