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I have managed to secure access to an ancient video broadcast called a “YouTube Channel”: “Yoga With Adriene 30-Day Yoga Challenge.”

- Ah, yeah, I got Pfizer, too. - My weekend was good! Just went to the park, socially distanced. How was yours? - AGH, OUCH! Shit. No, I’m okay.

You became very well-acquainted with someone known as the Tiger King.

Crying Pods: 70% of employees also reported participating in, during this past year, a daily ritual of “crying my pretty little eyes out.”

The iPhone knows it’s not “chill” to say this, but she prefers the pandemic life. She’s happier now!

Do you know how expensive microchips are? I didn’t become a billionaire by just going around giving away MICROCHIPS all the time!

“Hi!” (casual) or “Hello!” (formal): These will give the impression that you are used to greeting people and it does not frighten you.

Tall, blonde, and glamorous goblins with mullets, breaking out in song, will banish teenagers to bogs that smell of fecal matter, among other things.

Don’t get too cute with the disease you’re pretending to have. Obviously, it has to be a qualifying condition, but it should also be believable.

Thanks to you, our novel species of intelligent beings may roam these brown leather lands and pray to the red flannel ass above.

For too long, we have ignored the very real threat that COVID-19 can survive in and be spread through ectoplasm.

The grocery store is like a math classroom come to life. This fact is true even as the global food supply chain crumbles.