I Am Your Abandoned Pandemic Bike and I Will Not Be Ignored
What does your couch give you that I don’t?
What does your couch give you that I don’t?
We’re all hurting. Which is why we need to stick together, much like these beautiful hardwood scales and the brass pins they’re fastened with.
Simon says whatever you do, DO NOT utter a cough, anything that resembles a sneeze, or begin sweating while standing in your boarding group queue.
All I wanted to do is continue the progression of time the way it has been going for all of fucking history. But suddenly the pandemic's MY fault?
Would you rather send that one email you have to send for work today, or deep clean all the grout in your entire home?
Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.
As a dude who’s got a bachelor's in biz dev, a 2.6 GPA, and has read most of the first quarter of "Infinite Jest," this shouldn't be all that hard.
Time to swallow that unearned pride and make a purchase that would make every single member of your family deeply ashamed.
My purple pom-pom has been on the handle and ready to go since March. The places you take me, I would never ever go alone.
Feels like they should've spent a little more time on the formula. / Urgently being shipped to nursing homes in the South.
Shoes are footwear that is not sneakers, Crocs, slippers, or boots. I cannot remember why you would want them.
While it’s important to develop your key players (namely, your mom and your ex-boyfriend Ethan), don’t be afraid to throw in some side characters!