Pandemic | Points in Case

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Whatever your personal weird fucking deal is, it won’t end well for you, so best not try to start it with us.

You spent 49 hours listening to our ear-piercing message alert sound…

DON'T: Share hats. Lice? Yuck. DON'T: Cough on your boss. This is a show of dominance and will show that you don’t understand the hierarchy.

Isolated and idle, alcohol became my only sidekick and I didn’t care if it was shaken or stirred as long as it was in my mouth.

Pray especially for those of us who have screamed "SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO MEDITATE" at our children.

Much like the novel Coronavirus, there is something deeply disturbing about Mewtwo.

Pink circle: You don’t have COVID, but you do have ringworm? Gross.

What do you want me to say? That I'm sorry for sending an email when your mental energy is devoted to teaching during a pandemic? I am.

I’m a different breed altogether. How will you catch a man who does his own research?

You grabbed your coffee cup and some knick-knacks and left me. Do you know what it’s like to get passed over for a Funko Pop toy?

At first, I thought something had happened to you, like that you’d fallen off the peak of a mountain in search of the most serene place to meditate.

Badly behaving sports fans (A.K.A. “Brood W”) have exploded in population due to their inability to behave in public after their long hibernation.