How to Protect Your Stadiums from the Swarm of Sports Fans Emerging after 16 Months
Badly behaving sports fans (A.K.A. “Brood W”) have exploded in population due to their inability to behave in public after their long hibernation.
Tag: Pandemic
I Am the Employer-Sponsored Workplace Pizza Party Intended to Make You Forget You Work for a Non-Living Wage and I Owe You an Apology
I am partially responsible for the continued shrinking of the middle class and growing wage gap among workers. I am sick about it.
Simon Says for Games of the XXXII Olympiad
Simon says put your hands on your hips if you didn’t realize this year’s summer games were not actually called the 2021 Olympics.
I’m Your Judgmental Hair Stylist: Ready for Your First Post-Vax Haircut?
What have you been up to during Covid, other than neglecting your split ends, obviously? Did you box dye your hair? I thought so.
First Post-Pandemic Faculty Meeting Bingo
- Anecdote about resilience of human spirit - Science faculty smug whenever vaccine is mentioned
So Your Office Has Been Reclaimed by Wilderness
If in doubt, release a canary (oh, you should bring a canary) into a ventilation shaft and observe it carefully.
Quiz: Dolly Parton Lyric or Things I’ve Said to My Anti-Vax Friends?
“Take it and you never will be sorry that you did.” “You would be surprised to find how good it really is.”
eLearning Teacher Tricks (From Ghost Hunters)
Turn on a television set in a dark room, dial into a channel that only plays static, and place both your palms against the glass.
Credit Card Points: Your Key to the Ultimate Post-Pandemic Vacation
One credit card point can be worth 1.3 to 1.7 cents. I tried explaining this to my wife, but she was on a work call and I don’t think she really took it in.
Over the Pandemic I Learned How to Play the Guitar and Now I Can Show You– Wait– Yes– How Did You Know– Wonderwall
I actually picked up the guitar during the pandemic and learned how to play, you guessed it, Wonderwall. I could show you now, if you had a second.
Quiz: Coronavirus or Cotton-Eyed Joe?
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The Decline in U.S. Birth Rate Isn’t Due to the Pandemic, It’s Due to Spider Plants
The lack of children being born is not due to Millennials having less sex, but rather the funky little houseplants known as spider plants.