I am Danaerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons. If you ever betray me, I’ll burn you alive, Ask Me Anything.

I am the former Lord of Winterfell and I regret taking my last job offer, AMA.

A prophecy that predicted the deaths of all three of my children was recently fulfilled, but I look fierce as hell in this pixie cut, AMA.

Hi! I have one arm and a crush on my sister, AMA!

My family thought I was dead, but I was really just busy wearing a bunch of dead people’s faces, AMA.

My cunt brother pushed my face into a fire when I was a kid and now I’m really fucking afraid of fire, AMA.

I’M A SPOILED, MEGALOMANIACAL SOCIOPATH AND FORMER BOY KING CURRENTLY BURNING IN THE FIRES OF HELL, AMA.

I’M PRETTY SURE I DESERVED TO BE EATEN BY MY OWN DOGS, AMA.

I’m the Lady of Winterfell, and I’m unlucky in love, AMA.

I’m an all-seeing three-eyed raven with the ability to control the minds of beasts and humans, and I am still the most boring member of my family, AMA.

I am the leader of the Unsullied army and I have no penis, AMA.

I am a master of whisperers and I have no penis, AMA.

I may have just watched my longtime captor dine on one of my severed body parts. Relatedly, I have no penis. AMA

It’s my first night keeping lookout on The Wall with the Night’s Watch and things seem pretty chill, AMA.

I’m about to destroy a 700-foot ice wall and lay waste to a continent full of humans with my White Walker army and reanimated dragon, AMA.

I’m a muthafuckin’ dragon!!!!!!!!!!! (AMA)

I am desperately trying to prepare the Seven Kingdoms for the arrival of winter, because, guess what, fools—IT’S COMING. Apparently I know nothing, but ask me anything.

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