Life Hack: Take some plastic and wrap it around the stem of the banana. This will give the banana a noticeably longer lifespan. This isn’t because of magic!
Our goal is that incoming demons feel terrified and resentful as we prepare them for a dark future of inflicting l pain upon mortals.
Be prepared to answer questions like, “What about all of those blurry photos he left on my phone?”
I'm advancing science entire centuries without bumping into any serious questions of morality and ethics. How unbelievable is that?
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
The hostess had my children help her out in the kitchen this morning, chopping vegetables and stirring a great big soup pot.
Taurus sun is grounded and earthy. I did hear it spreading a rumor that you lied about meeting Joey Fatone though.
- Saying “have fun” when someone says they have to go to the bathroom - Seductively unbuckling one of the buckles on your left shoe
After a big fight, he usually: A) Shotguns a Four Loko in a gas station parking lot B) Chugs a pint of Fireball on your front yard
I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.
It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.
I Know What Hunts Youcalyptus Mint -- An incisive blend that weaves a piercing mint with a feisty eucalyptus connotation.