12 Ways Your Zodiac Sign Excused Your Inexcusable Behavior
As an Aries, boundaries are non-existent to me. I love to share. (I shared private medical details about you with four strangers on a bus.)
As an Aries, boundaries are non-existent to me. I love to share. (I shared private medical details about you with four strangers on a bus.)
Libra: You’re feeling frustrated because Jupiter is orbiting Buffalo Wild Wings and they won’t let you in without a mask.
There are no dry cleaners open all night in my area, and so I have hundreds of bloody, or just plain smelly, shirts I don't know what to do with.
I'll grant any wish, especially those desires that poll well with white suburban women and Rust Belt workers without college degrees.
Deities with this Eldritch Love Language need to hear their bound worshipers verbalize their eternal devotion, with an “I love you” of sorts.
If you happen to hear chanting outside of quiet hours, please do not respond by screaming out, “You call that chanting? I’ll show you chanting!”
They swear they make some sort of product here, but all you see is a lot of eating, prancing, and day drinking.
If I were spitballing names for an evil mountain, I feel like “Mount Doom” would be one of the first things I thought of.
Disinfect your broom, too. We recommend a homemade flying potion made of opium poppies, spotted red mushrooms, and toad skins.
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Amethyst: The Manifestation Stone - Often used by unremarkable white men to get ahead through little to no talent of their own.
Hard-nosed private investigator Sarah Cream never thought she needed a man—until she met the mysterious (and mysteriously hunky) Peach brothers.