Is it normal for my baby to be eight feet tall and have laser eyes? It depends on whether or not you bought the deluxe model.
The government began funding the reptilian-human-hybrid breeding program in the late 1940s. The perfect age to discover the wonders of retirement living.
So wait, I can’t meet with you/speak to you/copulate with you without a loyalty card? Unfortunately not!
What does democracy look like? This is what democracy looks like: it’s kind of pear-shaped.
Q. What is Facebook? A. It’s a great place for people to connect with others who are also lonely in the suburbs.
Q. Should I worry about the fact that people keep disappearing after using the elevator? A. I wouldn't.
I always misplace the Post-it where you jotted down my password, leading me to wildly click around until something happens.
Q: Your website says that you’re size inclusive, but you only go up to size L. Are you out of stock of larger sizes?
Look: I’m white. I’m a man. My home and backyard are filled with dangerous worker bees that produce honey for me. It’s not that unusual.
The grocery store is like a math classroom come to life. This fact is true even as the global food supply chain crumbles.
Can you see this? Yes, of course. What is it? A banana. No, I mean, like, what color is it? Yellow.
Q. Can I safely bring an unpeeled potato into a sporting event? A. Security will likely be using metal & potato detectors. It will be confiscated.