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Marie__LocalHairgirl9: A huge part of my childhood. I skinny dipped in the reactor pool as a teen and since then I’ve had a 60 foot vertical leap.

What, you’re surprised? Remote lairs and underground redoubts do not pay for themselves.

I want to feed my cell phone to an alligator without causing the alligator any digestive issues.

I would think this would be first-three-date territory, even. Instead, you decided to mention it a decade into our relationship.

- Women are underrepresented - The news is not good

There’s also the excitement of trying not to throw up. If you have to vomit, there’s a whole ocean available.

Does he keep dropping hints about a dark backstory? Everyone knows that the hottest men are deeply traumatized by their pasts.

How did you hear about Life? - Was never informed about Life, just thrust into it with no agency or choice. - Instagram.

Better to be in a state of terrified anxiety that your autopilot could end your life at any moment.

I had been changed into the hideous Mister Jekyll. That’s right... I WAS NO LONGER A DOCTOR!!!

I’m sorry you have broader personal or political issues you haven’t resolved, but those have nothing to do with the ways I’ve been killing you guys.

I decide not to say “please” or “thank you” and I’m immediately pummeled to death by a diner waitress.