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I had been changed into the hideous Mister Jekyll. That’s right... I WAS NO LONGER A DOCTOR!!!

I’m sorry you have broader personal or political issues you haven’t resolved, but those have nothing to do with the ways I’ve been killing you guys.

I decide not to say “please” or “thank you” and I’m immediately pummeled to death by a diner waitress.

I'll cut to the chase. The tunnel was too long and the light at the end was not bright enough.

I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.

We mourn the loss of Avocado, survived by literally everything else in the kitchen.

I have trouble putting something as heavy as this into words, so I’ll send my sympathies in the best way I know how.

We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.

We’re living in a day and age where kids think they can trash talk a member of the Royal Family on Fortnite.

I murdered your wife, and you got pretty mad at me for doing that. We’ll call that one a tie. We’re both people!

The Desert Escape: Run into the desert. There, you’ll meet a snake. Name the snake. Name him Benjamin. Benjamin will bite you, but don’t cry out.

Intellectual property is precious and hard to find, just like Tracy’s body.