Death

Tag: Death

I urgently need your help after my latest extravagant shindig has left my estate in shambles. Look here, old sports.

A Nebraskan tire center I used once on a road trip seven years ago: We’re feeling a little deflated today, and wheel miss you as a valued customer.

We simply want to take our committed relationship and invite in the chaotic meaninglessness of a vast and expanding universe.

My office’s view (a frozen summit in the Scythian Mountains) is gorg. But the taste of raw liver is growing bland.

Cherished by all, the 90-minute movie entertained audiences with a well-told tale that did not require one clear an entire day to watch it.

You all did see my resume, right? I double majored in Philosophy and Theater at Fordham.

Uncle Andy contained multitudes. At his worst, he was a truly hateful, combative, and cruel man. At his best, however, he was also really annoying.

Despite the comments his neighbor Kevin left on Thomas’ Facebook posts, Thomas will be remembered by so many as a wonderful artist.

Noise: B+ Before the screaming, you were doing great.

BROWN, EMILY, 19, finally succumbed to the pneumonia she caught as a rebellious teen walking to school with wet hair on a winter morning.

CAUTION: I’ve killed before and I’ll kill again. You’re probably thinking: “Why would a soft, soft teddy bear kill a baby?"

I, Your Ratty Underwear, give my consent to die a natural death.