You'll have to excuse me if I missed your last IM – I was only on “public” for 20 minutes last week and I mostly just talked to GiggLeyGurL055.
Next time send me an email?
Sorry I Missed Your IM
More Humor
RSVP “No” from an 18th Century Stalker
Thank you kindly for what I assume is a forthcoming invitation to your Friday soiree. It is with deep apologies and sober regret, I must decline.
Undecidedly Middle Class
There's something I've been meaning to address:the American Public. I mean, whatta you have to do to get an audience around here, run for president?
Eschewing the Tip Drill
In lieu of tipping the bathroom attendant at a strip club, a lot of guys will choose to just NOT wash their hands. Not me.