Just doing some catching up. If you're not already, you should totally follow PIC on twitter:


If you think, wow, that's really funny, but I wish it had more ramblings about baseball and impromptu rap lyrics, feel free to follow me:


A random sampling of thoughts I've tweeted that you probably haven't seen:

Putting things on Facebook but then trying to make a "limited profile" is like wearing a short skirt, fishnets, and a chasity belt.

I love Outback trying to sell buying a moderately priced entree at a chain restaurant as "doing something exciting."

There are people in the world so crazy that bread can not help but appear to them in the form of God.

Do Clown Cars run on laughing gas?

"L'enfers, c'est les autres"—written by a man who spent his life around theater people.

Word of the day: thenspiration. Otherwise known as "it sounded like a good idea at the time…"

Do rock bands pretend to be regular people? Is Motley Crue at home playing DMV for Xbox 360?

I used to be an "emo cutter" kid. It was less about hurting myself than going to Bright Eyes concerts and stabbing floppy-haired whiners.