Dutch protesters make bid to save “magic mushrooms”

Top Reasons to Protest for the Right to ‘Shroom:

  1. To Protect Personal Freedom
  2. To Celebrate the Expansion of Consciousness and Sensory Experience
  3. Because the Magical Gnones told you to. And not listening to the Magical Gnomes? That, my friend, would be a huge mistake. Once you stop listening to the Magical Gnomes, you're only two steps away from not seeing the feelings of the trees. And when you can't see what the trees are feeling anymore, well, how are you going to know exactly which path to take to get through level seven? I think you know what I'm talking about. No, not level seven in some game, man, level seven in life. Don't you get it? Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Life is all a game. Here, right now, I'm talking about the endgame. And I'm sure you know, in the endgame, the game ends. It fucking ends! What am I talking about? What are you talking about? I'm just trying to help you out, man. I'm just trying to help.