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You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.
It’s still early, but if the projections hold—and they should—Jimmy now sits comfortably at seven apples. Not a huge margin, but a significant one.
What’s the point of listening to obscure music if no one knows your doing it?
I’ve seen the moon landing and twerking. It’s too much!
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Do not, under any circumstances, throw a bowling ball at Mrs. Heathridge.
Do opinion writers share the same responsibility to obey the law as the rest of the world?
How about we all start acting like adults and take this seriously? Does your heart not beat for your nation (green)?
Split it? You’re suggesting that we split the pleasure? That’s a good one. I’m laughing.
I mean, your boyfriend just seems like one of those guys who would step out on you, know what I mean?
The truth is that we have something you want, and you probably don’t have much choice.
The show would have no believability if the characters didn’t constantly talk about “flexing” and “yeeting.”