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I have to throw in some buzzwords that make eyes glaze over—“pandemic winter,” “lockdown ennui,” and “cultural zeitgeist” should do the trick.
Statement: Miles Davis’ career led to the discovery of acoustic soft-beach rocker Jack Johnson. Ruling: Myth. Again, no.
@JayGatsby: If getting rich off #Bitcoin is bootlegging then lock me up, old sport.
According to the Society for Appropriate Punctuation, the global supply of ellipses reached critically low levels during the last quarter of 2021.
There’s something else rapidly becoming the defining issue of our time: the 1985 Iran-Contra affair. And goddamn, I’ve written a movie about it.
When I married my wife, I assumed all of her knowledge. That's how marriage works. Marriage means sharing everything.
Every block was a rich symphony of hustlers, pushers, junkies, johns and tiny, sinister men dressed as penguins. Truly, Gotham City had it all.
If I were a guessing man, I'd guess I was in the back of an actual garbage truck.
The urinary mishaps of three potty-training boys mingle to deliver this temporally complex white.
I just get so nervous, so convinced that I'll reverse "beaten" and "bound," or forget to say "by the sword," and all the guys will laugh at me.
It might look like I have a pretty good gig, but don’t you think this is kind of fucked up?
Car to driveway. Food to house. Hour to hour. Day to day. Week to week. Month to month. Smell to food. Food to dumpster and so on.