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If there wasn’t something more to it, I would be pretty bored and not have a good shot at turning it into a series of Pulitzer Prize-winning articles.
When I dared him to grant me one wish, I should have known that a quite expansive piece of sandy land would appear right where I was standing.
Fool me three times, there’s a little bit of shame to go around here. Admittedly, maybe I should have caught on to your character by now.
Max acknowledges that you are now an out lesbian with a live-in girlfriend and three dogs so he has suggested the following addendums.
When we envision our future together, we can’t see it unless the $175 egg separator we picked out in Crate & Barrel is there with us.
The size of the crowd was shocking. I knew the Austin Powers trilogy was beloved but I never knew this many people particularly liked the third one.
Work Anniversaries: See your manager for a token of our appreciation—a homemade coupon for one (1) weak handshake.
1851: As railroads begin crisscrossing the nation, NASA constructs its own line of over 300 feet of railroad track going straight upward.
SPLERT seeks original, unpublished work from poets who grew up in Potomac, Maryland but tell people they are from "Rockville."
Painting the unit is permitted, provided the tenants do so by stepping in jam and scurrying up the walls.
Does the book have THE new book smell? Does it have THAT old book smell?
“I know you mean well, Dad,” my sister said. “But these days, it’s considered more polite to say ‘enormous insect’ rather than ‘monstrous vermin’.”