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First credit cards were plastic. Then they were gold, silver, and platinum. What element will gain financial stardom from VISA and the scientists next?
An actual flyer distributed around the Emory University campus promoting an event celebrating drinking and getting plastered.
A professor at Emory University shares an inside look at what professors are really thinking when they read your dumbass emails.
Court's actual college admission essay. Caution: 'after-school special corniness' comes in large doses.
Macy's takes on the NYPD in front of cheering thousands in this spectacularly dangerous annual tradition.
The top 10 dorm room mixed drink stirrers - from "highly unlikely" to "downright disgusting." You know you've tried them all before.
A rallying call to apathetic students at small, pointless colleges everywhere: your Evil Administration is trying to turn your campus into a 'non-campus campus'!
A compelling college transportation drama. 'Unit 3, we have an unmarked shuttle headed for the abandoned warehouse. Unit 3, I repeat...... Unit 3?'
A news/research article. You think cell phones are the cause of most traffic accidents? You must not know about the 'quadruple-sneeze.'