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Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
Even the rush of orgasm has a depressing come-down. After putting all your work into an orgasm, you suddenly have to feign interest and deal with awkward sleeping positions and morning breath.
The strategy is simple: conquer female territory at all costs. You may win some battles, but you haven't won the war until your troops are deposited.
It's inevitable: at some point you're going to have to meet her parents. May I recommend super glue to keep that smile on?
As Hollywood prepares to have sex with itself and birth another round of formula movies and sequels, here are a few creative twist ideas.
People will claim anything and everything is an intoxicant if it gets them some coin, but which ones actually work? Here are the real deal highs.
Thanks to stringent network censorship, some of the best sitcom episodes never aired. This would be the hottest uncut DVD ever.
The deepest thoughts of an overweight guy heading back to the gym after nearly six months of avoiding it at all costs.
You've secured that ever-elusive and career-advancing position of intern (aka copy machine wench). Here's how to avoid the bulk of the bitchwork.
Valentine's Day may seem like a cute cuddly holiday, but that was before women made thoughtful acts mandatory. Pressure's on, fellas.
Week after week you clean up the results of our gross indiscretions, allowing us to continue our education toward not becoming a janitor.
Kenneth Gorelick, the man who once failed to make his high school jazz band, somehow duped Arista into marketing the dreaded Kenny G.