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It's not easy having a son who's the anti-Christ, but how can you not love your son? Grow up people, he's a CHILD for God's sake!
Everybody has that friend in college who is legendary. That central character in every good story who helps you avoid future bad decisions.
You think this is funny? How bout we fight outside and see who's face looks funny then? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply you're not ugly already.
You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?
"Ever hear about that movie that gave me cancer? It did, you know. Believe."
Are black cats really bad luck? Do goths love Halloween as much as their trench coats? The answers may surprise and/or scare you.
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?
When a plumper version of Rosie O’Donnell with greasy hair, and a face full of acne won't stop stalking you, even smoke breaks have to go.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
The classes are easier and the parties fewer and farther between. Time to take advantage of fewer cock-blockers and hardly any police.
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.