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Here's how to make a move on a girl. Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.
Despite your best attempts, you will never accomplish this feat. Trust us, you WILL vomit the milk. Here's how and why.
Everything that can go wrong on IM, will go wrong. Therefore, you can always count on things like getting signed off and losing important IMs.
Nature's punishment for good times and over-consumption of alcohol is still one of the most unavoidable bodily consequences known to man.
For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.
It's a unique, homegrown attachment like no other: the local college convenient store that bucks every sound business trend known to man.
The party scene is bumping, do you tap the keg... or that ass? If you're not happy with your outcome, make like a relationship and cheat.
Jobless summers can be poor, beerless summers. Here's a list of some of your more 'unconventional' money-making options.
If you need more reasoning in your arguments for drinking, it's time you went to law school, where brains and brews meet a la Good Will Hunting.
The Dean of Students would like you to know that you've wasted your time completing utterly useless majors. Sorry, and good luck in life.
A simple guide to increasing your online vitality by sprucing up your away messages. You AIM lover, you.
Every day is a new adventure in the life of a telephone operator for the university's main phone line. From crazy parents to coddled students.