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Part II of the horror/humor series picks up as the college friends pull in to the rest stop, and head to the restroom for a lot more than a quick pee.
There's nothing more intense than an age-old rivalry like Michigan/Ohio State football. Just try to avoid the cops in riot gear.
If you thought it was hard to find the right words to say DURING a relationship, try ENDING one on your terms. Not so easy my friend.
What is the world outside the college bubble really like? Let's just say the 'realness' sets in hard after a week of corporate paperclip-counting.
Shaving your pubic hair is just wrong! It's unnatural, weird, and quite emasculating. Wait, did somebody say deep throat? *Buzzzzzzz*
His only job is to please college girls. Specifically all the ones on your dorm floor. But does he really deserve the tainted rep?
MP3 management, liquor mixology, gender ratios? Hey, throwing a good party isn't easy. Now there's a course of study to make you a pro.
We’re wasting money we don’t have, time we don’t have, and our kids are turning into homos. It's time to get real and put America on dubs.
Homeless people and dripping ceilings plague a house where Roman Candle Wars and setting fire to couches is the norm.
At the rate the world is generating spin, we will soon travel in time to that perfect future in which nobody is not telling untruths.
Online poker is better than sex. Whether you're on top, coming from behind, or all-in, you're in for the ride of your life.
As a pre-frosh, the only thing worse than enduring the robotic campus tour is hearing your mom pose the first dumbass question to the group.