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Going back to college for the first time is like getting a second chance to lose your virginity: same excitement, only you know how to do it right.
If it's physical satisfaction you're looking for, you better make sure you know the rules of the hookup game before playing around.
His mission is simple: do whatever necessary to ensure your success with the ladies. Even if that means crashing and burning himself.
An angry venting about 8 random things, including Crimedog McGruff, status symbols, environmentalists, and cigarette smokers.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Regret-free tattoos take careful thought and planning. Consider a sexy location, obscure imagery, and perhaps a classic quote in Old English.
Who the hell is Blorthnar? Only an Inta-galactic playa with worlds more experience than you. His STD's alone prove there’s life on other planets.
For some, every day is just another day at the toilet. For others, it's a time to look forward to and reflect upon. Here's the good, the bad, and the ugly about poop.
Some of the most comic relief for our northern neighbors comes from watching the specially-inserted Canadian Superbowl commercials.
Your brain, your penis, and your liver are all on the brink of failure. Is it some disease or just college? Should have paid attention in bio.
And by surviving hurricanes, we mean ensuring the consumption of cold, non-skunky beer and taking advantage of the opposite sex.
If you want people to forget you pissed yourself, then shit in your pants. If you want a cop to overlook driving under the influence, step on the gas.