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As excited as guys get about blowjobs, they somehow forget that girls like oral too. So, guys, please stay tuned for this very important PSA.
Who could ruin all the fun for you and your fellow partygoers, you ask, on this, the most sacred of days? The Compulsive Gambler and the Girlfriend for starters.
Our love was real. Our love was true. Our love was like a cat that had ample milk to drink in a bowl of purity. Or some weird simile like that, you know?
The goal is to raise awareness for safe sex, kick-ass plays, abstinence, awesome defense, and contraceptives. We're just building on what the USC Trojans started.
The following is a test. Read this story and then answer 3 questions. You will then be told whether you may send a sample TV script to the William Morris Agency.
How you doing big guy, it's me, Future Bill. Or should I say it's 'us,' Bill. I'm writing you this letter from a spaceship house! Just kidding, the future is terrible.
I know you are miserable in this job, and I know you get what you pay for, but if I shell out $13, I expect a halfway decent haircut.
Handling FCS sufferers (also known as Big Bitch Syndrome) requires one of two things: great patience or a chubby-chasing friend.
'Clinger' is a term for a girl who simply refuses to give a man any free time to himself. Here are the 5 stages, each progressively more aggressive.
In order to avoid being blind-sided by another unexpected celebrity death, I’ve written obituaries for Zach Braff, Jaleel White, the Mythbusters and Flava Flav.
'These people are eating McDonald’s, how much more grossed out could they be if they saw a homeless penis?' I thought. Not very much apparently.
Everyone knows Jesus' story is a complicated one. But do they know tidbits like the fact that Joseph wanted to name him Rick? Get the fun facts in this unauthorized pageant!