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The Newlywed Game: Taking Inventory

In the obligatory pre-marital counseling, a couple learns about what they will fight over once the deed is done. The list really comes as no surprise to anyone, but is still worth noting. Being halfway through year one, I figured this was a good time to see how we are stacking up.1. Money

by Matt Chapman
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June 8, 2010
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Grossman’s “Guide to the Galaxy” Tour

What follows is a brief summation of what Grossman sees through his red, roadmap eyes as he stares out across the experience of eighteen months since the publication of "Grossman's Guide to the Galaxy."

by Jon Lowe
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June 3, 2010
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6 Tips to Identify and Avoid Overrated Bands

Timeless tips to avoid overrated bands, including avoiding bands with food in the title, bands that prey on childhood memories or evoke violence and more!

by Jermaine Smith
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May 29, 2010
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A Letter Regarding My Service at the Happy Valley Restaurant cum Carvery

Dear Sirs, it is only on hindsight that I am truly able to appreciate my server Nigel's innovative style, which others felt made him a 'cheeky bastard.'

by Iain Johnstone
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May 25, 2010
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Dead Baby Jokes Don’t Sit Well with Mom

A couple of days ago I found a site devoted to the most gruesome, disgusting, and hilarious dead baby jokes ever. Only problem was, my mom was right behind me.

by Nic
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May 18, 2010
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Marcus vs. the KFC Double Down

Colonel Sanders learns the hard way that you never play chicken with a sandwich unless you're willing to eat it in the end.

by Marcus Terry
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May 12, 2010
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Which Facebook Status Abuser are You?

I have actually begun hiding people entirely from my Facebook news feed due to the following annoying habits. See which one you're guilty of...

by Alana Jacobs
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May 6, 2010
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The Dregs of Society

Once upon a recession, a family of wandering gypsies arrived in America by steamer from Istanbul, and their long stay at the Marriott proved more fruitful than expected.

by Jon Lowe
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May 1, 2010
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The Merits of a Good Wingman

They're hard to find, quality wingmen. Despite this, you're probably expecting too much from them. A wingman's mission isn't to get you laid; that's your job.

by Andrew Patterson
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April 27, 2010

A Girl’s Breast Friends

Ladies, in just a few short paragraphs, you will learn the tools necessary for utilizing your boobs to enhance every aspect of your life.

by Ashley Garmany
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April 20, 2010
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10 Steps to Becoming the Ultimate Porn Champion

The golden rule: never pay for it. Heaving out money is a sign of defeat to the porn world. Wank before you bank. Plus more crucial advice.

by Jim Finnerly
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April 16, 2010
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My Twilight Fan Fiction

As Bella blinked, her eyes adjusted to the midday gray, and her mind began to think about how much high school sucked. And Edward. He was so beautiful.

by Charlie Mihelich
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April 13, 2010
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Articles

The Newlywed Game: Taking Inventory

Grossman’s “Guide to the Galaxy” Tour

6 Tips to Identify and Avoid Overrated Bands

A Letter Regarding My Service at the Happy Valley Restaurant cum Carvery

Dead Baby Jokes Don’t Sit Well with Mom

Marcus vs. the KFC Double Down

Which Facebook Status Abuser are You?

The Dregs of Society

The Merits of a Good Wingman

A Girl’s Breast Friends

10 Steps to Becoming the Ultimate Porn Champion

My Twilight Fan Fiction

I’m Philip, a Colonoscopy Doula, and It Would Be My Honor to Assist You on Your Journey

I Am the Job Applicant Who Got Hired Over You

An Introduction to Cubicles & Corporations: The Tabletop Role-Playing Game Your Dungeons & Dragons Characters Play

Classified Listings for Things I Don’t Want to Do

Son, It’s Time Your Mother and I Pivoted from Being Your Parents to Being an AI Company

Ask Your Doctor If a Medically Induced Coma Is Right for You

Our “Unmarried but Long-Term and We’d Like Some Damn Presents” Registry