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This is about reality television redefining who we are and what visions we have for the future. The TV cage match between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian will propel us into a new age.
I was the center of elevator attention and not in the best way. The doors opened on 17 and everyone--and I mean everyone--got out. I slumped to the floor.
The world around us is going to shit and yet we choose to ignore the sleeping giant that will one day destroy everything we know and love. I am talking about the young people of today, the Internetters.
It's like, I know I smell kind of gross, but it's a rotting corpse thing, can you really blame me? Just ONE mummy body wash, that’s all I ask!
My friend Todd went out with a big girl. When I say big, I don't mean fat, I mean AMAZONIAN. This is the story of their first and only awkward hookup.
Brooke and I had just finished a spectacular recess. I pulled her hair. She threw rocks at me. It was magical. Then came what will forever be known as 'The Naptime Fiasco.'
As I exit the school I hear laughter and it reminds me of a time when we were full of promise and ambition. A time when we were invincible and nothing could bring us down.
Stephen Harper's majority government has been running Canada for over two weeks now and I’m still using the metric system, so I guess the world didn't really come to an end.
Did you know that women don't like flowers? I know, crazy, right?! They're also driven wild by indiscreet pelvic thrusting motions and men who maintain a healthy interest in the opposite sex!
A secret Hawaiian beach shortcut quickly goes downhill from swimsuit model paradise to coastal jagged rock hell, where making it out with open flesh wounds and dozens of crab bites is a win.
Kristian is mostly an international male model, but he's also met some really cool people. Here are three cool ideas he's picked up from modeling all around the world!
It's well known that FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a flaming, cross-dressing closet queen with an obsession for large male appendages. Here's the rest of Hoover's strange story.