How My Balls Shrunk in Paradise
A secret Hawaiian beach shortcut quickly goes downhill from swimsuit model paradise to coastal jagged rock hell, where making it out with open flesh wounds and dozens of crab bites is a win.
Comedy Writing
Purgatory is Probably a Public Pool
The average male brain is designed to handle only a limited amount of dong exposure. Which is why attempting to suit up to swim in a public pool carries dangerous mental risks.
Reviving the Lost Art of College Bullying
Bullies make life precious. They force you to cherish the little things and give you a deep appreciation for discipline. But it took a concerted effort on my part to bring it to the college campus.
Partying with Irritable Bowel Syndrome
You know that one guy who refuses to dance? Even to the Macarena? He's not scared or bad at dancing. He can dance up a storm, but if he does he'll shit his pants.