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But please whisper these questions. I fell into this lion’s den at the zoo and the lions are sleeping. I want to keep it that way.
I took an “I Voted” sticker and slapped it on. The anti-participation trophy faction in the stands booed this profusely.
I have to defend the rich, so that in a theoretical future where I become ultra-wealthy, I can benefit the same way they do now.
George Clooney here, I’m reaching out as a supporter of the Democratic party. Your time is valuable, so I’ll be blunt. We’re going to rob a casino.
You programmed the screens to only play "The Fast and the Furious"—my favorite movie... in 2006.
Now you’re thinking, “Wait, is that kid’s sexy childless uncle visiting from somewhere cool like Denmark?”
To follow the opera’s story, you don’t need to be fluent in Italian, German, or hieroglyphics.
Fine, I’ll give you a hint: It’s a fictional human character from film, TV, video games, literature, or social media of the past 100 years.
The renowned Etsy enamel button maker takes on his evil counterpart, the mysterious masked man known as the Deviant Artist.
The Claim: What did you call a pile of cats? (a Meowtain) Our Rating: FALSE. A group of cats is called a Clowder.
“I am caught in this bear trap and I’m in grave danger” is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Tight up there with “Don’t I know you from somewhere?”
Obviously, nobody wants to hear the funny thing I wrote, right? I know you’re all staring at me, since my laugh set off the smoke alarms.