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Helping other people, contributing to charity, and fighting to improve the overall quality of the world all sound great in theory. But they won't improve your life.
We are currently living in a golden age of comic book movies. If there is one failing, though, it is that we are yet to receive a good film led by a female superhero.
Christ and friends are at a very special little coffee shop in Marquette, Michigan where, to everyone's great surprise, they make an outstanding discovery: Bigfoot!
I have no idea whether the big bang theory is valid, I just don't think it matters, other than as a good excuse to not do work.
Thank you for submitting your piece, "12 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Bread," to LaughSmack. What you have written is absolute filth.
Walmart has better prices and Kohl's has better selection, but Target has way hotter moms. And it might be part of a flawless marketing strategy to attract men.
The chemistry between some of these characters leads to some awesomely homoerotic moments, not to mention way too much "shirt ripping off."
With only a few minor changes, Mr. Goodell, you can eradicate the tarnish of capitalism from your nefarious NFL and jump-start The Revolution!
History has its share of weird bans that simply wouldn't have many supporters today, including bans on chess, coffee, tattoos, and Christmas.
It's important to recognize that no strategy is foolproof, so you should be totally prepared. Make sure to have an ample supply of guns and tomahawks.
Bernard knew he had skin cancer. He knew, for a fact, he didn't have that mole on his neck a couple of weeks ago. Well, he was pretty sure he didn't.
You remember me, right? We made eye contact on the G train two months ago. I was wearing my somewhat-ironic DARE shirt. No bells ringing?