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Fanta, Fanta Zero, Lemon Fanta Zero, Sprite Zero, Baskin Robins 31 Flavors, bucket-o-syrup
Also, I’ve requisitioned the men’s room for my milling and mashing. I’m not going to be hauling raw grain up the stairs for each and every batch.
It’s a commitment, most football teams have several practices a week. As a single parent, I can’t make that work. Also my son is made of glass.
The only thing that stops a bad kid with a dream is a good fully grown adult with a Twitter account. Please heed these social media tips.
13. The Kid That Pretended Fun Dip Was Cocaine Arrest Record: Oh, definitely real cocaine Common Names: Skyler, Dana, Jonah
Wheat Grass: You are health conscious and enjoy taste bud masochism. Scotch: You are a lawyer and you’ve been to 13% of your son’s baseball games.
Let’s be honest, everyone wants to play the guitar. What you need are beginner guitar lessons from an undiscovered genius.
How awful is it to find someone you think is perfect, only to have them flake out the first time you encounter a tragedy?
Firstly, the phrase, “I know all the words to 'Space Oddity'” is not the best way to start off an application to NASA.
Before you arrived, there was a vibrant community of immigrants from a country in Eastern Europe whose name is escaping me at the moment.
This week’s tarantula would have proven less challenging if we had found it straight away, rather than four hours later during Tina’s sleepover.
What if I told you that I’ve got four laptop computers on my person at this very moment? Because that’s the reality of the situation.