“Do you think this mole is changing colour?” So you didn’t come to the last meeting. The thing is that I’m really starting to worry about my health.
If the pound plummets to junk status, Great Britain will return to the barter system. Price will be decided according to value in livestock.
Can you feel that burn? Well, ignore it. That’s just one of the servants of Satan trying to enter your body through your navel.
Let’s be honest, everyone wants to play the guitar. What you need are beginner guitar lessons from an undiscovered genius.
Firstly, the phrase, “I know all the words to 'Space Oddity'” is not the best way to start off an application to NASA.
An examination of the lasting damage that can occur when your grade school bullies are influenced by Salvador Dali.