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My boss said guests don’t want to see “gray smudges” while enjoying their complimentary light breakfast. I said they would once they read the essay I left by the bagel station.
Conspiracy Theorist Uncle: You’re the King of “doing your own research,” so you don’t have time to throw the ball around with your nephews.
In the end, he adjusted the parameters of the trick from predicting the exact card suit and number to simply foretelling its color.
You’re such a hypocrite, standing by your skinny jeans but not me! How have you been in therapy this long and still care what the mean girls are saying?
First off, I didn’t know anybody was watching. And never in a million years would I have guessed that the penalty would be the loss of one hundred points for our team.
A shot of rum stirred into a pint of Guinness? Last night I tossed and turned, cogitating on what type of person this drink might fit.
Abrasions and trace amounts of stucco on knuckles indicate he had punched a wall in the last 8 hours.
This year, those in last year’s Rhea Gold Plus Silver Less Pro will, for example, be in the Mango Outie plan that has colossally different benefits.
Now would be a good time to use the restroom. You should also gather your family and pets and turn off any stove burners.
1. Did you shave today? A. No. I possess the miraculous ability to always maintain four-day stubble. B. Yes. It’s expected at the accounting firm.
The mattresses, made of an experimental polymer developed by accident in our Food Science Lab, are virtually indestructible.
FirstName, I am appalled at how my Republican opponent, Landsley Thornbeck, has been representing Name of State.