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The restaurant would tell you that a lot of my experiences were colored by my sloth, but I disagree. This could happen to anyone, even the slothless.
There are just too many beautiful people here tonight! No, really. There are actually too many of you and roughly ten to fifteen people have to leave.
"Trains! Trains! Trains!" The party starts at 2 PM, but could start as late as 2:16 due to a cup that has caught fire on the track.
It’s the story of one man’s life of tears and anguish, obscured by a drawn-on smile and a perennial cloud of dirt.
I didn’t help break into the Banco de España to see these delicious snacks I’ve generously prepared go to waste.
Aside from praying for the catastrophic downfall of the entire human race, Satan's honestly a pretty reasonable guy.
No, the sun does not have any terrestrial healing powers, but it can fry your skin and inflict life-threatening disease.
If you find yourself eating our classic pot roast and one of our comfortable and sturdy chairs flies by your head, please do not be alarmed.
It takes a true Artist to convey the devastation Shlubby Dad felt when his dinner predicament reminded him of his tumultuous relationship with his own father.
I read this book a long time ago, and I've read it a couple of times since then, so I remember the plot very well. Wow, what a journey this was.
Remember, you can always switch countries later, as long as the country you are switching to is not the USA.
The history of the present Control by mom and dad is a history of repeated standoffs in the kitchen and plates that have too many colors.