Google Fortunes and Sergey Brin

Voyeur IM >> 9-13-06

MyCoo62: didnt google offer you a job?
MyCoo62: in advertising or something
courtjester5000: ya, adwords manager stuff
MyCoo62: why didnt u do it
courtjester5000: cuz corporations dude
MyCoo62: THEY'LL SUCK YOUR BLOOD OUT OF YOUR PENIS
MyCoo62: AND ASK FOR SECONDS
courtjester5000: and who wants to wake up early every morning
courtjester5000: not me.
MyCoo62: would they have paid well
courtjester5000: eh, they were kind of egotastic at the time
courtjester5000: this was before they went public
MyCoo62: courtjester5000: probably like 2 million a year, but who wants to wake up early? am i right?
courtjester5000: a;dsilfjasdf
MyCoo62: youd probably be rolling in money and sluts now though
courtjester5000: ya
courtjester5000: cuddlin up with sergey brin's cock
MyCoo62: way to go
MyCoo62: god, who wouldnt
courtjester5000: that things made of shrimp fur
courtjester5000: you have to harvest 1 million shrimp for every sq cm of fur
MyCoo62: inter-twinned with the hair of a unicorn
MyCoo62: and sprinkled with grinded up dinosaur eggs
courtjester5000: the only ones ever found
courtjester5000: the museum couldnt turn down $20 tribillion
MyCoo62: well, thats all he had in his wallet at the time
courtjester5000: in two bills
MyCoo62: one of them was sorta ripped
courtjester5000: when he goes to the ATM, it asks sergey if he'd like to go to checking or fast cash
courtjester5000: then under fast cash it asks "$10 | $20 | $50 | $100 (in millions"
MyCoo62: he laughs because the bank doesnt have enough money
courtjester5000: so he goes to savings and it shows him a Google Earth satellite image of Switzerland
courtjester5000: he chuckles and walks away
MyCoo62 : i heard that his teeth are made out of wolly mammoth tusks
MyCoo62: he farts, somebody catches it in a bottle, and sells it for 100 million
MyCoo62: the person who smells it turns into 24 karat gold
courtjester5000: that person then dies instantly, and is built onto the top of his chimney at home
courtjester5000: which has currently been built 2 miles past the atmosphere
MyCoo62: he fucking bought pluto, thats why it isnt a planet anymore
courtjester5000: asil;dfasdfas
MyCoo62: men cant own planets

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