Behind the First Name

Voyeur IM >> 8-11-06

courtjester5000: hey
courtjester5000: what does E stand for
ForeverINService: enigma.
courtjester5000: you must have watched the last sesame street too
ForeverINService: Erroneous
courtjester5000: e. MIKE
courtjester5000: i say emmanuel
ForeverINService: Erroneous Michael Tuckerson
ForeverINService: my mom absolved me of journalistic integrity
courtjester5000: daklsjdf
ForeverINService: I can walk into Fox News and do any story I want
ForeverINService: I testify for Lobbyist all the time
ForeverINService: i'm the designated eye-witness
ForeverINService: Errolyn.
courtjester5000: Arrowlyn
courtjester5000: shot to the HEART, and your too late
ForeverINService: homonyms, my friend
ForeverINService: we may have to revoke your editor's license. but in the
meantime, we're suspending your License to Ill
courtjester5000:
is that "ill"
ForeverINService: one of the best rap album titles ever
courtjester5000: or, license to 3
courtjester5000: because i have id for both
ForeverINService: better update the latter
ForeverINService: I hear Licence to IV is even better
ForeverINService: and spelled improperly, it rocks harder
ForeverINService: it has 2x more cowbell
courtjester5000: license to iv: superhydration
courtjester5000: dont fuck with the blue oyster cult
courtjester5000: they'll get irritated REAL quick
ForeverINService: they can dispense their pearls of lyrical wisdom elsewhere
ForeverINService: okay, I really hate it when people recap their day in detail within their away
message
ForeverINService: it's okay if you outline your schedule- but what the fuck is up
with detailed bacn commentary
ForeverINService: 8back
ForeverINService: typos, man. can't live with them, can't learn to type
properly.
courtjester5000: its a catch23
ForeverINService: i'm thinking about wasting a day
courtjester5000: riding around on a garbage truck
ForeverINService: nah, i'd get paid well to do that
ForeverINService: i'm going to go rent Rocky V and Terminator 3
courtjester5000: what a deadly combination
ForeverINService: yeah, in the end, you wish the world would end

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