Eric Bauman Porn King

Voyeur IM >> 3-17-06

courtjester5000: this column's getting me hot
Werewolf Mikey: facefucker.com
Werewolf Mikey: you know that link is going to get so many clicks
courtjester5000: OH YA
courtjester5000: and then they'll scour the internet porn column for links too
Werewolf Mikey: hahahah
Werewolf Mikey: PIC should just be porn
courtjester5000: AHAHAH
courtjester5000: best idea ever
Werewolf Mikey: we'll get so many hits
courtjester5000: ebaum told me he once got offered like 25 mil from a porn site
courtjester5000: to buy his
courtjester5000: unbelievable
Werewolf Mikey: HAHAHAHAH
Werewolf Mikey: EBAUM
Werewolf Mikey: i don't know what's funnier
Werewolf Mikey: that you are on first name basis
Werewolf Mikey: or that some porn king is like hmmm...
Werewolf Mikey: I'll fool so many people that first week
courtjester5000: asdfjalsdfasdf
courtjester5000: eric bauman is a crazy cat
Werewolf Mikey: 25 mil
Werewolf Mikey: I'd take it
Werewolf Mikey: I'd go form ebaumsplanet.com
Werewolf Mikey: ebombsworld
Werewolf Mikey: even better
Werewolf Mikey: E-BOMBS
courtjester5000: EBOMB
courtjester5000: NICE
Werewolf Mikey: Dropping the finest Internet explosions right at your fingertips
courtjester5000: ebaumsuniverse.com
courtjester5000: "Encompassing the humor of the Milky Way."
courtjester5000:
Alien Jokes
Planetary Comedy
Intergalactic One-Liners
Werewolf Mikey: Out of this World Videos
courtjester5000: a;sldfkjas
courtjester5000: Jupiter Explosions
courtjester5000: (inside joke)
Werewolf Mikey: (i'm outside the stratosphere)
courtjester5000
: what is the merkin business
Werewolf Mikey: i think a merkin is a pubic wig
Werewolf Mikey: slang
courtjester5000: whaaaa
Werewolf Mikey: yes
courtjester5000: thats crazy talk
Werewolf Mikey: work it out amongst yourself
courtjester5000: *merks and twerks it out*
Werewolf Mikey: Merkin the Magnificent
Werewolf Mikey: Pubus Plentius
Werewolf Mikey: that Nathan throws in more aside comments every week
Werewolf Mikey: ex
Werewolf Mikey: I'm not one to argue (even though I do (a lot (so what (are you going to sue
me?)))) but this lack of ... situation is killing america
courtjester5000: ahahahahah
courtjester5000: thats funny though
Werewolf Mikey: Nate is like a mob guy
Werewolf Mikey: thinks WISE GUYS are criticizing over his shoulder
Werewolf Mikey: has to talk them off
courtjester5000: o;iefja;sldf
courtjester5000: he is though
courtjester5000: every time i change something on the site or to his blog he's like WHATS GOING ON
SULLY
courtjester5000: LET ME IN MAN
courtjester5000: WHAT THE HELL
Werewolf Mikey: hahahahah
Werewolf Mikey: Nate's so self-referential
Werewolf Mikey: one of these days
Werewolf Mikey: he's going to have a column called So Anyways
Werewolf Mikey: As a writer of PIC, where standards are as high as the puddles we splash on little
kids,
Werewolf Mikey: hahahahahha
courtjester5000: a;ldsfkjasdfdf
courtjester5000: About Primal Urges...
Werewolf Mikey: hahaha yea
courtjester5000: *awarded*
courtjester5000: *self-fulfilling standards*
Werewolf Mikey: at least it's not at Forest's level of talking about
the PIC office yet

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