College Quotes
Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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About Ben Angell
Hometown
Worthing, UK
School
Worthing College
At a Glance
Hello, I'm a young writer from the south of England - a wonderful world of slags, chavs and general cretinism. I'd like to think that I possess a modicum of intelligence that allows me to stand out from the crowd, like an erection in the boys' changing rooms. Then again, I probably just seem like another pretentious tit.
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Where the Long Hair Grows
"I swear Craig's hair gets longer every day...."
-Kelly, on the long and short of it
