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Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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Police Officer Buys Underage Girl a Drink
Jessica: Hey, I have a really fucking great idea! Can you handcuff me? Wait let's take a picture of you handcuffing me, and then I can email it to my mom because maybe she would think it was funny! Oh wait, nevermind, she knows I'm not 21.
Police Officer: I'm going to jail.
-Jessica, wasted after the officer bought her a drink at a bar
