Mom's Dark Side
K: I wonder how much she charges for the night.
M: Wow, she could be somebody's mom.
Random guys running past the woman yelling: Hey Mom!!
-After a random middle-aged woman dressed in stilettos and a mini-skirt with overdone makeup and bleach blonde hair walked by
University of Canberra
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