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Jess: Your life is a privilege…and you just lost it.
Random Kid: Really?
Jess: No…
-Taking advantage of strangers at the mall
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Making Noodles
Random Guy: What are you two doing?
Chris: Making noodles.
Drie: Supervising.
Random Guy: Um, if you're supervising, than why are you letting him stick his hand into boiling water?
Drie: I don't know...I didn't say I was supervising HIM, I'm supervising the noodles.
-Drunk and making food
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