Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Joe: Uhh yeah…I was speeding ’cause I’m late.
Police Officer: That’s right. Now stay here, I gotta write you a ticket.
(Officer walks back to his car and comes back)
Police Officer: Do you have a pen I could borrow?
Joe: Fuck no! (speeds off)
-Joe, after getting pulled over by campus police for speeding Jacksonville University

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