smarrtrrthanuuu
- Instant Screening |
| Why do
I not believe this already? Unless it's Tony the Tiger. In that
case....GRRRREEEAATTTT!! But seriously, this buddy obviously has an
advanced inferiority complex to warrant such a sweeping IQ statement
over the whole instant messaging world. |
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NameScreener
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Send this buddy a link to the "Test Your
IQ!" quiz in your profile. Evaluate his ten-question score and get
the real scoop on whossmarrtrrthanwhooo. |
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horsecrazygirl03
- Instant Screening |
| If
this was the reply-to address in a spam email with the subject "TEEN
GIRLS TAKE IT FROM BEHIND WITH WILD HORSES!" then I might say, okay,
you're covered. Otherwise, congratulations on attracting the worst
of the worst online. As if there weren't enough psycho-pervs
waiting to feast on crazygirl03, you have chosen HORSEcrazygirl03.
Wow. |
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NameScreener
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If you're into this sorta thing, see if
you can hookup a personal meeting. Quick, before "horsecrazygirl03"
makes a New Year's Resolution and decides she's
"savingmyselfwoman04." |
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psychoangelwings
- Instant Screening |
What do you get when you
combine
 with ?
FUCKING PSYCHOANGELWINGS THAT'S WHAT!!
Strap on your feathers, there's CrAzY in the air tonight baby! This
buddy may prance around all innocent-like and good-natured, but
inside, Hell's angels are waiting to take over. Whatever you do, DO
NOT unleash the real angel. |
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NameScreener
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Let this buddy flap her wings a little
bit in a chatroom, then politely excuse yourself for Masterpiece
Theater on A&E. Find out later that psychoangelwings unleashed
Hell's angels, who cursed the chatroom with incessant IM's demanding
to be forwarded to 50 buddies within the next 2 minutes or death
would ensue. All chatroom survivors subsequently died in the same
plane crash 5 days later. |
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OwStopKillingMe
- Instant Screening |
When
you have no other way to express to your attacker that he is
strangling you and you are unable to breathe, create a screenname
and IM him! It's more convenient and less costly than pepper spray!
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NameScreener
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This person needs your help by phone.
Call 911, and alert the dispatcher that someone is being killed.
Try to avoid mentioning the fact that you discovered this via IM. |
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SrryBoutYourFACE
- Instant Screening |
Hey,
no problem, I was actually born this way! The doctors did everything
they could, but obviously it just wasn't enough. Looks like I'm
stuck like this forever, but thanks for your sympathy : )
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NameScreener
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This person will always be there to cheer
you up despite your inadequacies! |
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AndyCANADA
- Instant Screening |
Don't
sound so excited abooot it, really. The only reason I'm restraining
myself from annexing your screenname is because you probably have
some dirty French roommates.
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NameScreener
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Canadians need advance warning that
you're not interested in talking to them abooooooot American vs.
Canadian culture. |
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VarsityBackToBack
- Instant Screening |
AWESOME MAN!! Did you get your LETTERS??!! I'm still on JV but tell
Coach I've been practicing all summer!! I can't believe you were on
Varsity TWO YEARS IN A ROW, that's SOOO COOOL!!
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NameScreener
Recommendation: |
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Set up a new buddy list folder called
"Varsity Buddies." Try to make as many contacts as possible on the
football team so when tryouts come around in the fall you'll be
well-connected. |
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ItBurnzWenIPee
- Instant Screening |
Funny,
I don't recall playing truth or dare with you on IM. Next time try
toning it down from a painfully revealing screenname to an ambiguous
away message such as, "BRB...bathroom. AHHH, AHHHHH, AHHHHHHHH,
oooooooo. Whew."
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NameScreener
Recommendation: |
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If this person is complaining about
something before you even KNOW him, imagine what you'd have to go
through with him on your BUDDY LIST! "It sucks when I have
homework." "It stings when I open my eyes." "It hurts when I lift
a finger." You know what, "It pains me to IMAGINE knowing you." |
