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Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word.

Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study...

I'm busy studying. Or as they say in the porn business, "looking at porn."

Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...
Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before!

I like homework, it fascinates me. I can stare at it for hours and not get bored.

To steal ideas from one person would be plagiarism; to steal ideas from many is called research. I'm writing a paper so consider me guilty of grand theft author.

Now I sit me down to study; I pray to God I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray to God I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, just lay my bones in the dormitory hall. Tell my prof I did my best, then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, and pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, that's one last test I'll have to take!

If you were my homework I'd be doing you all wrong on my desk right now.

If you were my homework I would be procrastinating all over your face.

I’m working. HOME WORKING! Oh man I’m not funny.

If writing a paper was as easy as riding a bike, oh man I would be really screwed. THANKS FOR NOTHING DAD!

I’ve got two testes. Let's hope I don't drop the ball on this studying thing.

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