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Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this
word.
Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles.
Attempting to study...
I'm busy studying. Or as they say in the porn business, "looking at porn."
Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...
Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over
before!
I like homework, it fascinates me. I can stare at it for hours and not
get bored.
To steal ideas from one person would be plagiarism; to steal ideas from
many is called research. I'm writing a paper so consider me guilty of
grand theft author.
Now I sit me down to study; I pray to God I won't go nutty. If I should
fail to learn this junk, I pray to God I will not flunk. But if I do,
don't pity me at all, just lay my bones in the dormitory hall. Tell my
prof I did my best, then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down
to rest, and pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I
wake, that's one last test I'll have to take!
If you were my homework I'd be doing you all wrong on my desk right now.
If you were my homework I would be procrastinating all over your face.
I’m doing my homework. It's not like it sounds, I mean I’m inserting my
penis through a hole in my homework until I orgasm.
I’m working. HOME WORKING! Oh man I’m not funny.
If writing a paper was as easy as riding a bike, oh man I would be
really screwed. THANKS FOR NOTHING DAD!
When I was 6 years old I learned how to do homework. There's no end to
that story, I just really hate doing homework.
Taking a break from breaktime by studying.
It's midterm season, which is kinda like rabbit season, only I’m not
going to be eating rabbit for dinner. I’m going to be eating it FOR
BREAKFAST!!! Either way I’m studying.
I’ve got two testes. Let's hope I don't drop the ball on this studying
thing.