You've Been Hacked!

DobbzTacular: hey i love your style please play a april fools joke on me
DobbzTacular: will you play a april fools joke on me
courtjester5000: Sure.
courtjester5000: You have been hacked!!
DobbzTacular: ok
DobbzTacular: really
courtjester5000: Yes, I will now delete your computer.
courtjester5000: I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.
courtjester5000: It's just that, you have been hacked today.
DobbzTacular: hacked
DobbzTacular: is that kinda like hacky sak
courtjester5000: By the way, today is April 1, 2008.
courtjester5000: Remember it as "The Day You Got Hacked."
DobbzTacular: alright
DobbzTacular: so is this the part where we cyber
courtjester5000: Would you like me to hack into your vagina?
DobbzTacular: yea
DobbzTacular: its like the grand canyon down there tho
DobbzTacular: ...hello
courtjester5000: I will hardwire your G spot to your anus, providing you hours of pleasure on end.
DobbzTacular: will you sit on my laptop and play wit my pc with your 3 1/2 floppy
courtjester5000: No.
courtjester5000: I am hacking you, do not try to run the show.
DobbzTacular: are you a good hacker
courtjester5000: Yes of course.
courtjester5000: I am best at hacking on April 1st, every year.
courtjester5000: Are you still scared that I am hacking you?
DobbzTacular: do you have a picture
DobbzTacular: kinda nake d
DobbzTacular: if you do you should send it to my email
courtjester5000: Would that make you feel better about being hacked?
DobbzTacular: yes :-(
courtjester5000: Okay, please hold for a picture.
DobbzTacular: ok
DobbzTacular: you have to send it to my email
DobbzTacular: it wont show up on here
courtjester5000 wants to directly connect.
courtjester5000 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
DobbzTacular: hello
DobbzTacular: do you want me email
DobbzTacular: kopdesperado@yahoo.com
courtjester5000: Your computer is now destroyed.
DobbzTacular: i bet
courtjester5000: Thank you for being hacked.
DobbzTacular: dude
courtjester5000: Have a lovely April 1, 2008.
DobbzTacular: i still need some action here