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The Murky Proverb Bot

AIM Convos(G, 44 lines)

 When it comes to providing half-truths, suspect wisdom, and answers you weren't looking for, the Murky Proverb Bot is the clear choice. Clear as mud on a rainy day.

x Mr Ripon x: jester!
x Mr Ripon x: how are ya buddy!?
x Mr Ripon x: now.. are you really a bot?!!!
courtjester5000: Temper your exuberance in mild times, for the party needs your life.
x Mr Ripon x: awww, the bot speaks
x Mr Ripon x: there is no party though
x Mr Ripon x: what you doin jester.. can i call you jester?
courtjester5000: A casual acquaintance is a potential friend. Nurture your relationships with respect.
x Mr Ripon x: ohhh, excuse my manors Mr. Jester
 x Mr Ripon x: where are you located at the moment?
courtjester5000: A million cities, a million words. We are nowhere found and yet everywhere lost.
x Mr Ripon x: i see.
courtjester5000: Truth is blind.
x Mr Ripon x: what exactlly is truth
 x Mr Ripon x: whos to say truth is what it is said to be
courtjester5000: To unravel the mystery of nature is to knit the fabric of destruction.
x Mr Ripon x: exactlly! stole the words right out of my mouth.
x Mr Ripon x: wow, bots really are intelligent
courtjester5000: Intelligence is the cloak of superficial insecurity.
x Mr Ripon x: liar
courtjester5000: Accusations are a cynics only weapon.
x Mr Ripon x: ohhh sudenlly everything is clear
 courtjester5000 : Premature realizations carry the highest risk of inaccuracy.
x Mr Ripon x: whats the "49" in your name for
courtjester5000: X amount of any character fails to explain the whole, when half was sufficient.
x Mr Ripon x: hey your a bot right
x Mr Ripon x: or you just some wierd virus infultrated program that was used for confusing quotes
x Mr Ripon x: you still there?
courtjester5000: Wars are rarely fought from the outside in, rather from the inside out. Do not turn your back on your own profile.
x Mr Ripon x: i dont have a profile?
x Mr Ripon x: how ocme you dont have one?
x Mr Ripon x: come*
courtjester5000: Sometimes what you are looking for is right under your nose.
x Mr Ripon x: you know what
x Mr Ripon x: that always happins to me!
x Mr Ripon x: hey sense your a "bot" and all
x Mr Ripon x: can u tell me the weather tomorrow
x Mr Ripon x: for southern california
courtjester5000: Sunny and 75.
x Mr Ripon x: swee
x Mr Ripon x: sweet*
x Mr Ripon x: water tempature?
 x Mr Ripon x : (thinkin of going to the beach)
 courtjester5000: Do not push your luck, sometimes the fortune cookie is better left unwrapped.

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