Dr. Katy and Mrs. Matty (Part 1 of 3)

(PG-13, 85 lines)

An ironic twist of fate leads a case of mistaken identity to lead to a separate case of mistaken identity. Internal and external confusion ensues.

lilshortytara14: hey katy?
courtjester5000: Yeah?
lilshortytara14: hey hun
courtjester5000: Sup girl.
lilshortytara14: nm u?
lilshortytara14: OMG i REALLY REALLY like lukas
lilshortytara14: do u think i should ask him out?
lilshortytara14: katy?
courtjester5000: I think Lukas may only be after one thing.
lilshortytara14: wat?

courtjester5000: Duh, Katy.
courtjester5000: Your intelligence.
lilshortytara14: wat do u mean?
courtjester5000: Well, some guys are assholes and they want to take advantage of your smarts.
courtjester5000: Like he might ask you to do his homework all the time and stuff.
lilshortytara14: but he's not like that! plus, he's REALLY sexy!!
lilshortytara14: so u think i shouldnt ask him out?
courtjester5000: Yes.
courtjester5000: No!
courtjester5000: Wait...
courtjester5000: Are you sure you don't want to wait for marriage?
lilshortytara14: we're only in the 8th grade! im not thinkin about marriage!
courtjester5000: 8th grade or not, once you're tainted, you're tainted for life, babe.
lilshortytara14: well, what about u and Brian?
lilshortytara14: i heard u made out @ the movies
lilshortytara14: ooh lala
courtjester5000: Well Brian is a complete retard, so I know he's not taking advantage of me for my intellect.
lilshortytara14: w/e
lilshortytara14: so how was florida? did u meet ne hot guyz thurr?
lilshortytara14: u type slow
courtjester5000: Listen Tara, I have something I wanted to ask you...
lilshortytara14: wat?
courtjester5000: I think I might be a .....
courtjester5000: Well, this is hard to say.
lilshortytara14: wat???
courtjester5000: I think you might already know...
lilshortytara14: wat!!!!!!
courtjester5000: Well....a man.
lilshortytara14: i kno
lilshortytara14: wait wat?
lilshortytara14:
lilshortytara14: well hoo r u then?
courtjester5000: I mean, I'm still Katy, I just feel more like....Matty.
lilshortytara14: who's matty?
lilshortytara14: im so confuzzled
courtjester5000: It's like my inner manliness.
courtjester5000: I don't let him out much.
courtjester5000: Are you scared of Matty?
lilshortytara14: ur scaring me lolz
lilshortytara14: ur a gurl! get rid of matty!
lilshortytara14: thats majorly wierd
courtjester5000: I'm so sorry, I knew I shouldn't have told you.
courtjester5000: I'll just keep Matty caged up and repressed, deep inside of me.
lilshortytara14: thats creepy u do that k?
lilshortytara14: wait ur not a lezzie r u???
courtjester5000: Leslie?
courtjester5000: My mom almost named me Leslie, but no, I'm still Katy.
lilshortytara14: no a lesbian duh!
courtjester5000: Oh.
lilshortytara14: lol
courtjester5000: Hmmm...I'm not sure.
courtjester5000: I mean, I like girls. But so does Matty.
courtjester5000: And Matty's a guy.
lilshortytara14: OMG
lilshortytara14: last time im spending the night @ ur house
lilshortytara14: lol
courtjester5000: I'm so embarrassed. Please come over still.
courtjester5000: I won't ask you to shower with me or anything.
lilshortytara14: but how do i no that u wont "make a move" on me???
lilshortytara14: this is so confusing
courtjester5000: Just imagine how confusing it is for me though.
lilshortytara14: good point well u still wit brian tho right?
lilshortytara14: g2g
lilshortytara14: ttyl
courtjester5000: Okay, love ya girl!
lilshortytara14: kiss kiss
courtjester5000: Yeah, yeah! More kisses, LOTS OF PLATONIC KISSES!
lilshortytara14: byez
courtjester5000: I LOVE YOU!
courtjester5000: A LOT!
courtjester5000: BE WITH ME FOREVER!
courtjester5000: Or just homeroom?
courtjester5000: Please...
courtjester5000: Don't leave me alone with Matty...

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