An ironic twist
of fate leads a case of mistaken identity to lead to a
separate case of mistaken identity. Internal and external
confusion ensues.
lilshortytara14:
hey katy? courtjester5000:
Yeah? lilshortytara14:
hey hun courtjester5000:
Sup girl. lilshortytara14:
nm u? lilshortytara14:
OMG i REALLY REALLY like lukas lilshortytara14:
do u think i should ask him out? lilshortytara14:
katy? courtjester5000:
I think Lukas may only be after one thing. lilshortytara14:
wat?
courtjester5000:
Duh, Katy.
courtjester5000:
Your intelligence.
lilshortytara14:
wat do u mean? courtjester5000:
Well, some guys are assholes and they want to take advantage of your
smarts. courtjester5000:
Like he might ask you to do his homework all the time and stuff. lilshortytara14:
but he's not like that! plus, he's REALLY sexy!! lilshortytara14:
so u think i shouldnt ask him out? courtjester5000:
Yes. courtjester5000:
No! courtjester5000:
Wait... courtjester5000:
Are you sure you don't want to wait for marriage? lilshortytara14:
we're only in the 8th grade! im not thinkin about marriage! courtjester5000:
8th grade or not, once you're tainted, you're tainted for life,
babe. lilshortytara14:
well, what about u and Brian? lilshortytara14:
i heard u made out @ the movies lilshortytara14:
ooh lala courtjester5000:
Well Brian is a complete retard, so I know he's not taking advantage
of me for my intellect. lilshortytara14:
w/e lilshortytara14:
so how was florida? did u meet ne hot guyz thurr? lilshortytara14:
u type slow courtjester5000:
Listen Tara, I have something I wanted to ask you... lilshortytara14:
wat? courtjester5000:
I think I might be a ..... courtjester5000:
Well, this is hard to say. lilshortytara14:
wat??? courtjester5000:
I think you might already know... lilshortytara14:
wat!!!!!! courtjester5000:
Well....a man. lilshortytara14:
i kno lilshortytara14:
wait wat? lilshortytara14:
lilshortytara14:
well hoo r u then? courtjester5000:
I mean, I'm still Katy, I just feel more like....Matty. lilshortytara14:
who's matty? lilshortytara14:
im so confuzzled courtjester5000:
It's like my inner manliness. courtjester5000:
I don't let him out much. courtjester5000:
Are you scared of Matty? lilshortytara14:
ur scaring me lolz lilshortytara14:
ur a gurl! get rid of matty! lilshortytara14:
thats majorly wierd courtjester5000:
I'm so sorry, I knew I shouldn't have told you. courtjester5000:
I'll just keep Matty caged up and repressed, deep inside of me. lilshortytara14:
thats creepy u do that k? lilshortytara14:
wait ur not a lezzie r u??? courtjester5000:
Leslie? courtjester5000:
My mom almost named me Leslie, but no, I'm still Katy. lilshortytara14:
no a lesbian duh! courtjester5000:
Oh. lilshortytara14:
lol courtjester5000:
Hmmm...I'm not sure. courtjester5000:
I mean, I like girls. But so does Matty. courtjester5000:
And Matty's a guy. lilshortytara14:
OMG lilshortytara14:
last time im spending the night @ ur house lilshortytara14:
lol courtjester5000:
I'm so embarrassed. Please come over still. courtjester5000:
I won't ask you to shower with me or anything. lilshortytara14:
but how do i no that u wont "make a move" on me??? lilshortytara14:
this is so confusing courtjester5000:
Just imagine how confusing it is for me though. lilshortytara14:
good point well u still wit brian tho right? lilshortytara14:
g2g lilshortytara14:
ttyl courtjester5000:
Okay, love ya girl! lilshortytara14:
kiss kiss courtjester5000:
Yeah, yeah! More kisses, LOTS OF PLATONIC KISSES! lilshortytara14:
byez courtjester5000:
I LOVE YOU! courtjester5000:
A LOT! courtjester5000:
BE WITH ME FOREVER! courtjester5000:
Or just homeroom? courtjester5000:
Please... courtjester5000:
Don't leave me alone with Matty...
