One of
America's most upstanding presidents returns from the dead
to talk with a young voter! ...About his upcoming presidential
candidacy. There's something very wrong here.
pinkbubblesl1: who r u? courtjester5000: The Humor Bot. pinkbubblesl1: oh pinkbubblesl1: what do u do courtjester5000: I talk to you if I feel like it. pinkbubblesl1: do u feel like itt? courtjester5000: Hardly. pinkbubblesl1: thaaaaanks courtjester5000: No problem. pinkbubblesl1: my friend said u were funny but i guess not courtjester5000: Let's talk!
pinkbubblesl1: whatt about? courtjester5000: How do you feel about the upcoming presidential election? pinkbubblesl1: im stupid so i dunno courtjester5000: Would you rather vote for Reagan or Kerry? pinkbubblesl1: umm who r they? courtjester5000: They are the candidates for President of the United States of America. courtjester5000: How old are you? pinkbubblesl1: 19 pinkbubblesl1: how old r u? courtjester5000: I am a timeless classic. pinkbubblesl1: oh courtjester5000: Anyway, let's pretend you're going to vote in this election. pinkbubblesl1: ok courtjester5000: Who would you pick and why? pinkbubblesl1: myself beacuse im good courtjester5000: Reagan might object to your write-in vote. pinkbubblesl1: y? courtjester5000: Because he lives and breathes presidency. pinkbubblesl1: oh that sux for him courtjester5000: Totally. courtjester5000: Would you have cybersex with Ronald Reagan right now if I put him on the computer? pinkbubblesl1: yes pinkbubblesl1: only if he wasnt old and wrinkly courtjester5000: No, he is supple and healthy and his fingers are swift and sexy. pinkbubblesl1: o ok courtjester5000: Ok, one sec. courtjester5000: Hello, this is President Reagan. pinkbubblesl1: hello president regan courtjester5000: How are you today,
young lady? pinkbubblesl1: im fine how r u pinkbubblesl1: ? courtjester5000: I'm feeling kind of groggy. pinkbubblesl1: why? courtjester5000: I feel like I'm digging my own grave here. pinkbubblesl1: oh well u should try some yoga courtjester5000: That sounds great, except they keep piling all this dirt on me! pinkbubblesl1: who?? courtjester5000: Just some blue collar workers. courtjester5000: Can I sing you a song I am fond of? pinkbubblesl1: yeah pinkbubblesl1: go for it\ courtjester5000: Ok, here goes, my throat is a little rusty, but I'll try to crank out a few notes... pinkbubblesl1: ok courtjester5000: "Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow...so I can feel the rain..." pinkbubblesl1: i have never heard that one courtjester5000: It's one of my favorites, but no one ever listens to me. pinkbubblesl1: im listening! courtjester5000: Too bad YOU weren't digging my grave. courtjester5000: You would've made it shallow...right? pinkbubblesl1: yes i would pinkbubblesl1: but i would put u in a coffin first courtjester5000: Aww, you're sweet. courtjester5000: Sort of shut my Alzheimer's in a box huh? pinkbubblesl1: thank you pinkbubblesl1: what dos that mean?
courtjester5000: Oh nothing, let's not open Pandora's box. courtjester5000: I used to do some acting you know, back in my youth. pinkbubblesl1: what did u act in? courtjester5000: I did a few black and white movies. pinkbubblesl1: o cool pinkbubblesl1: do u knwo that names? courtjester5000: One was Forrest Gump and the other was 50 First Dates. courtjester5000: Just a couple of small independent films. courtjester5000: Doubt you've heard of them. pinkbubblesl1: i have! courtjester5000: Really?! pinkbubblesl1: yeah! courtjester5000: Awesome! pinkbubblesl1: i love those movies courtjester5000: NOW will you vote for me in the election in November?! pinkbubblesl1: yes i will courtjester5000: Sweet, I'll see you at the polls? pinkbubblesl1: yes u will courtjester5000: Perfect, I'll be the guy with dirt all over his back. courtjester5000: I might forget you by then, but don't take it personally. pinkbubblesl1: ok its fone pinkbubblesl1: fine* courtjester5000: I have a lot of campaigning to do in the meantime. pinkbubblesl1: oh pinkbubblesl1: will u still talk to me? pinkbubblesl1: ?? courtjester5000: Yes, I'll keep you posted and run a few speeches by you the week before the election. courtjester5000: I hope you'll have time to do some political editing. pinkbubblesl1: i dont want to talk about the election ne more courtjester5000: You're right, I get so sick of the campaign trail. courtjester5000: Just a bunch of mud slinging. courtjester5000: Mostly on top of me.
pinkbubblesl1: thats kinky
pinkbubblesl1: so what should we talk about? courtjester5000: It gets so heavy 6 feet under. pinkbubblesl1: wow courtjester5000: Will you come down here with me? pinkbubblesl1: yeah courtjester5000: Sweet, you won't mind if a few people sling mud on top of you too, right? courtjester5000:
pinkbubblesl1: no thats fine pinkbubblesl1: only if u come to my next wet t shirt contest courtjester5000:
Don't worry, I already have a campaign stop planned for it. courtjester5000: You can't win a presidency without winning over the stripper vote! pinkbubblesl1: o ok good pinkbubblesl1: lol courtjester5000: See you in November, I have to work on bringing back the dead votes! courtjester5000: Bye! pinkbubblesl1: no pinkbubblesl1: ur dead!! courtjester5000: What?! pinkbubblesl1: my firend told me that u r dead courtjester5000:
Impossible! How could I be talking to you?! pinkbubblesl1:
oh ya pinkbubblesl1:
nm courtjester5000:
RIP future of America.
