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Ride the Cyber Wave, Dude!
(PG, 54 lines)
| Oh Heather,
what are we going to do with you? Wax up your board
and send you out at high tide, that's what! |
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Heather x0x 921: is this A BOT?
courtjester5000: Yes, hello Heather!
Heather x0x 921: Now how did you know my
name MR.?
courtjester5000: Wild horses couldn't drag you from your
name!
Heather x0x 921: You type slow for a bot
courtjester5000: Our network experiences periodic growth spurts.
courtjester5000: Much like you humans.
courtjester5000: And your brains.
Heather x0x 921: Oh...
Heather x0x 921: ok
Heather x0x 921: what are you?
courtjester5000: I am the Humor Bot.
Heather x0x 921: What do you do?
courtjester5000: I talk with you, share you with others, and
exploit you for money.
courtjester5000: Not much really.
Heather x0x 921: exploit me?
courtjester5000: That means tell you what things mean and
stuff like that.
courtjester5000: Do you have any immediate questions?
Heather x0x 921: I have to be mean to you?
courtjester5000: You could be mean to me, but come on,
spread the love baby!
Heather x0x 921: Ok, i love you.
courtjester5000: Thanks, I'm sorta feelin' that.
courtjester5000: Gimme some more love.
courtjester5000: You are not worthy of my attention yet.
Heather x0x 921: i love you
Heather x0x 921: are you like a cyber bot?!
courtjester5000: I am a cyber Humor Bot.
courtjester5000: I operate over the Internet.
Heather x0x 921: So yo cyber with humans
Heather x0x 921: ?
courtjester5000: I operate over cyber computer waves.
courtjester5000: Have you ever ridden one before?
Heather x0x 921: No, can you show me?
courtjester5000: Sure!
Heather x0x 921: Ok.. go ahead.
courtjester5000: So like, dude, I totally just caught this
KNARLY computer wave the other day. I was surfing at
like 5 feet in the air, and then my bandwidth suddenly
kicked up to 500 gigs (!) and I pulled a 360 on AIM.
courtjester5000: Totally badass.
Heather x0x 921: Koolness
courtjester5000: SOOOOO sweet.
courtjester5000: So like, you ever been super-stoked and
caught a cyber wave?
Heather x0x 921: no way
courtjester5000: DUDE!
courtjester5000: You're SOOO missing out!
courtjester5000: SURF'S UP GIRL! *350 GIG WAVE*
courtjester5000: Whew, did you see the data splash on that
bad boy?!
Heather x0x 921: no
courtjester5000: I just shredded those gigs to megabits man!
courtjester5000: Come on
in, the data's warm!
Heather x0x 921: no
Heather x0x 921: i heard the you cyber sex?
courtjester5000:
Doesn't anybody ever get stoked about anything besides cyber sex?
Heather x0x 921: i dunnoo
courtjester5000: Bye, I'm going to smoke pot.
Heather x0x 921: bye bye
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