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Cyber Shy
(R, 47 lines)
 
Guidelines for cybersex virgins: start slow, continue meekly, finish quickly. Oh, and take a shower first.

sexymomma833
: hi
sexymomma833: i'm horny
courtjester5000: Sexy momma gon' do that thang.
sexymomma833: wanna have cyber sex
courtjester5000: No, I am not horny.
sexymomma833: k bye
courtjester5000: Just kidding.
sexymomma833: lol
sexymomma833: alrighty lets start something
sexymomma833: tell me what ur gonna do to me

courtjester5000: I am going to touch you?
courtjester5000: Maybe?
sexymomma833: yea
sexymomma833: then what
courtjester5000: Oh okay, sorry I didn't want to move too fast.
sexymomma833: lol
sexymomma833: so what are you gonna do next
courtjester5000: I am going to hug you?
courtjester5000: Perhaps?
courtjester5000: Tell me if I need to slow down...
sexymomma833: no i think you need to move faster
courtjester5000: Sorry, I just need some encouragement.
courtjester5000: This is my first time online.
sexymomma833: what? no way
sexymomma833: i wanted an experienced guy too
courtjester5000: Well, I am sorry I could not live up to your standards.
courtjester5000: I do have a large penis though.
sexymomma833: well do something with it to me
courtjester5000: I want to slap you across the right cheek with it.
courtjester5000: Oh! I am so sorry!
courtjester5000: I don't know why I just said that...
courtjester5000: I let my emotions get the better of me.
sexymomma833: aren't you gonna take my panties off or something
courtjester5000: Oh, sure, just a sec hun.
sexymomma833: so what are you gonna do to me since my undies are off?
courtjester5000: I am going to run them through a wash.
courtjester5000: You really should change your underwear more often.
sexymomma833: omg! this is really bad cyber sex! the worst one i have ever had. HAVE YOU EVER HAD CYBER SEX?
sexymomma833: I thought you were better at this.

courtjester5000: Sorry, the wash is almost done, can you wait one more sec?
courtjester5000: Do you prefer fabric softener or no?
sexymomma833: are we gonna have cyber sex or not?
sexymomma833: i thought you wanted to lick my vagina or something but i guess not
courtjester5000: Ewww!
courtjester5000: You're grody!
sexymomma833: and you arent? i am reading some of your caseinpoint eposides and you were way better than you are now
courtjester5000: Oooo yeah baby, you just blew my cover and it felt so good!

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