Guidelines for
cybersex virgins: start slow, continue meekly, finish
quickly. Oh, and take a shower first.
sexymomma833:
hi sexymomma833:
i'm horny courtjester5000: Sexy momma gon' do that thang. sexymomma833:
wanna have cyber sex courtjester5000: No, I am not horny. sexymomma833:
k bye courtjester5000: Just kidding. sexymomma833:
lol sexymomma833:
alrighty lets start something sexymomma833:
tell me what ur gonna do to me
courtjester5000: I am going to touch you? courtjester5000: Maybe? sexymomma833:
yea sexymomma833:
then what courtjester5000: Oh okay, sorry I didn't want to move too fast. sexymomma833:
lol sexymomma833:
so what are you gonna do next courtjester5000: I am going to hug you? courtjester5000: Perhaps? courtjester5000: Tell me if I need to slow down... sexymomma833: no i think you need to move faster courtjester5000: Sorry, I just need some encouragement. courtjester5000: This is my first time online. sexymomma833:
what? no way sexymomma833: i wanted an experienced guy too courtjester5000: Well, I am sorry I could not live up to your standards. courtjester5000: I do have a large penis though. sexymomma833:
well do something with it to me courtjester5000: I want to slap you across the right cheek with it. courtjester5000: Oh! I am so sorry! courtjester5000: I don't know why I just said that... courtjester5000: I let my emotions get the better of me. sexymomma833:
aren't you gonna take my panties off or something courtjester5000: Oh, sure, just a sec hun. sexymomma833:
so what are you gonna do to me since my undies are off? courtjester5000: I am going to run them through a wash. courtjester5000:
You really should change your underwear more often. sexymomma833:
omg! this is really bad cyber sex! the worst one i have ever had. HAVE YOU EVER HAD CYBER SEX? sexymomma833:
I thought you were better at this.
courtjester5000: Sorry, the wash is almost done, can you wait one more sec? courtjester5000: Do you prefer fabric softener or no? sexymomma833:
are we gonna have cyber sex or not? sexymomma833:
i thought you wanted to lick my vagina or something but i guess not courtjester5000: Ewww! courtjester5000: You're grody! sexymomma833:
and you arent? i am reading some of your caseinpoint eposides
and you were way better than you are now courtjester5000:
Oooo yeah baby, you just blew my cover and it felt so good!
