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Blonde Sheep

AIM Convos(PG-13, 122 lines)

 Mary once had a little lamb, but did she lead it around the block and back? I guess we'll never know. Now watch this blonde bimbo get herded in.

DCblondie128: hey
courtjester5000: Hello.
DCblondie128: who is this ?
courtjester5000: It's the one and only.
DCblondie128: do i kno u ?
courtjester5000: Yes, of course.
DCblondie128: how do u kno
DCblondie128: do u kno me ?
courtjester5000: From www.pointsincase.com.
DCblondie128: how did you kno ?
DCblondie128: im soo confused
courtjester5000: I know everything about you.
DCblondie128: holly shit
DCblondie128: do u kno my name ?
courtjester5000: Yes, I have been expecting you.
DCblondie128: wut is it?
DCblondie128: see i dont believe you
courtjester5000: Lauren.
DCblondie128: hahaha u wrong
DCblondie128: lol
DCblondie128: guess agian
courtjester5000: Katy.
DCblondie128: hmm close but no
courtjester5000: Kathryn.
courtjester5000: Kaitlyn.
DCblondie128: ummm no
DCblondie128: lol
courtjester5000: Brittany.
DCblondie128: hahaha
DCblondie128: see u dont no it
courtjester5000: Kelly.
DCblondie128: nope
DCblondie128: u dumb
courtjester5000: Kacey.
DCblondie128: how do u kno i was on that website
DCblondie128: lol u can stop guessin i not tell you my name
courtjester5000: Kamron.
courtjester5000: Kato.
courtjester5000: Kastle.
DCblondie128: stfu
DCblondie128: lol
DCblondie128: dude ur dumb
courtjester5000: Krystal.
DCblondie128: its CAITLIN
courtjester5000: Kathy.
DCblondie128: damn are u happy
DCblondie128: ur dumb
courtjester5000: Caitlin.
courtjester5000: Cristal.
DCblondie128: caitlin
courtjester5000: Caitlin.
DCblondie128: yeah
DCblondie128: thats my name
courtjester5000: Caitlin?
DCblondie128: wut
courtjester5000: OH, SEE! I TOLD YOU I KNEW IT!
DCblondie128: the
DCblondie128: fuck
DCblondie128: do
DCblondie128: you
DCblondie128: want
courtjester5000: You.
DCblondie128: uhhh no
courtjester5000: Your attention.
DCblondie128: u got it
courtjester5000: Your body.
DCblondie128: ummm
DCblondie128: no
courtjester5000: Your mind.
DCblondie128: no
courtjester5000: Your brain.
DCblondie128: hell no
courtjester5000: Your forgiveness.
DCblondie128: umm
DCblondie128: no
courtjester5000: Your friendship.
DCblondie128: umm no
courtjester5000: Your partnership.
DCblondie128: hell no
DCblondie128: do u do this for a living
courtjester5000: Your sweet sweet dinner.
DCblondie128: umm no
courtjester5000: Do you cook?
DCblondie128: dude stop ur annoying
DCblondie128: yeah
courtjester5000: Your silence.
DCblondie128: i do cook
DCblondie128: stfu
courtjester5000: Silence of your lambs.
DCblondie128: wtf
DCblondie128: hahaha
courtjester5000: Your lambs.
courtjester5000: Silence them.
DCblondie128: dont gots lambs
DCblondie128: no
courtjester5000: Silence of your chops.
DCblondie128: ur a freak
courtjester5000: Silence your lamb chops.
DCblondie128: ok
DCblondie128: u win
courtjester5000: Silence?
DCblondie128: my lamb chops are silenced
courtjester5000: God you're a pushover.
courtjester5000: Now smother them in mint jelly and serve them to me on a platter, cook.
DCblondie128: umm how bout no
courtjester5000: Silence
DCblondie128: no
courtjester5000: Yes.
DCblondie128: no
courtjester5000: Yes.
DCblondie128: shut the hell up
DCblondie128: ur pissing me off
courtjester5000: Silencia.
DCblondie128: speak english this is america
courtjester5000: Silence.
DCblondie128: thanx much appriciated
courtjester5000: Your silence is appreciated.
DCblondie128: then dont talk to me
courtjester5000: Shh.
 courtjester5000: Perfect.
 courtjester5000 : I had you at Kaitlyn.

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