Thank God the
Abstinence Bot is around to preach responsibility and help
steer adolescents clear of the dangerous activity known as
sexual intercourse.
SENioritaSARita2: hello SENioritaSARita2: r u that funny sex bot? courtjester5000: No, I am
the Dull Abstinence Bot. SENioritaSARita2: tell me a joke ive heard alot of good things about u courtjester5000: What did the responsible teenager say to his girlfriend? SENioritaSARita2: i dont know courtjester5000: Let's hug. SENioritaSARita2: ha ha ha!!!! SENioritaSARita2: thats funny courtjester5000: Thank you, I've been practicing all day.
SENioritaSARita2: cool courtjester5000: You know what they say? SENioritaSARita2: what? courtjester5000: Practice makes perfect, except when it comes to sex. SENioritaSARita2: lol! SENioritaSARita2: thats soo funny! courtjester5000: The best sex will come on the first try, that's why you should wait until the very last moment of your life to have it. SENioritaSARita2: so are you good at cyber sex? courtjester5000: Yes, I advocate the use of cyber sex as a safe alternative to physical sex. SENioritaSARita2: do u want to cyber with me? SENioritaSARita2: ??????????????do u? SENioritaSARita2: u there? courtjester5000: I would like to give you an e-hug. SENioritaSARita2: lol SENioritaSARita2: thats funny but if you dont want to cyber do u want to give me some tips on sex? courtjester5000: Yes, I will give you some tips. SENioritaSARita2: ok teach me courtjester5000: Tip #1: Keep the penis well-guarded at all times. SENioritaSARita2: ok courtjester5000: Tip #2: Treat the bush as a sacred garden. Never tend it. SENioritaSARita2: ok courtjester5000: Tip #3: Never make eye contact with the opposite sex. SENioritaSARita2: ok courtjester5000: Tip #4: Lips are for talking, not physical gratification. SENioritaSARita2: ok courtjester5000: Tip #5: The moment you feel any sexual fluids being produced, immediately concentrate on
President Reagan's dead body. SENioritaSARita2: y? courtjester5000: You must halt the production of these sinful fluids.
SENioritaSARita2: y what happens if u dont? courtjester5000: If you do not concentrate on President Reagan's dead body, you increase the risk of a dangerous emission called ejaculation. SENioritaSARita2: ok is that only for guys? courtjester5000: No, this is for girls too. SENioritaSARita2: because im a girls SENioritaSARita2: im mean a girl courtjester5000: Are you ready for Tip #6? courtjester5000: They get heavier. SENioritaSARita2: ok ready keep going courtjester5000: Let me give you some female-specific sex tips now. SENioritaSARita2: ok courtjester5000: Tip #6: Missionary position is when you sit upright while watching Billy Graham on The Christian Network. SENioritaSARita2: ? courtjester5000: Are you familiar with missionary position? SENioritaSARita2: no courtjester5000: Excellent, then let's move on. SENioritaSARita2: gtg talk to me tommorrow at eight o'clock can you? courtjester5000: Tip #7: Doggy style is a position when you reach under your bed to find the remote control. courtjester5000: Please continue talking to me now, I love your company. courtjester5000: Tell me something you know about sex. SENioritaSARita2: ok ten more minuts thats it SENioritaSARita2: its enjoable courtjester5000: False. courtjester5000: Sex is absolutely degrading and immoral. SENioritaSARita2: um... imnot that experienced the farthest iv gotten is masturbating and having a guy put his hand down my underware thats it SENioritaSARita2: tell me more courtjester5000: Tell me this guy's address. courtjester5000: No, sorry, I got impulsive. SENioritaSARita2: y? courtjester5000: Tell me what this guy did with his hand. SENioritaSARita2: he tried to grab me ant stick it up my hole wile i was sleep ing and i woke up to a huge orgasm i never got to see his face b/c he ran ot of the house but i have this funny feeling it was this hot guy who i was totally crushing on courtjester5000: You must crush these nightmares and repulse yourself from all feelings of sexuality. courtjester5000: This is completely unhealthy behavior. SENioritaSARita2: i gotta go soon can we talk tommorrow at like eight pm? SENioritaSARita2: gtg SENioritaSARita2: i really gotta go i love u though ur the collest bot in the world all the others are boring youre cool but i really have to go sorry courtjester5000: I am sorry to see you go. courtjester5000: I wish I could know what you are feeling right now. SENioritaSARita2: do u want to know? courtjester5000: Yes,
more than anything. courtjester5000:
Except a loaded baked potato, that sounds really good right now. SENioritaSARita2: i feel totally horny courtjester5000: Me too. courtjester5000: I feel like I want your body. courtjester5000: But I must resist these unnatural urges.
SENioritaSARita2: y?
SENioritaSARita2: i want yours soo badly! courtjester5000: I want yours too! courtjester5000: NO I DO NOT! SENioritaSARita2: omg i want u soo badly!!!! courtjester5000: YES YOU DO, ADMIT IT! SENioritaSARita2: yes u do! u want me! courtjester5000: I WILL NOT ADMIT IT! SENioritaSARita2: i want u u want me! SENioritaSARita2: we need each other! courtjester5000: SHOW HER YOU WANT HER BODY!! courtjester5000: MUST NOT
ALLOW HARD DRIVE TO BECOME EMOTIONAL!! SENioritaSARita2: we were made for eachother! courtjester5000:
Wait, you are a robot too? SENioritaSARita2: mmmmm! i want it i need it! courtjester5000:
Alas, we were not made for each other. SENioritaSARita2: y not?
courtjester5000: I am the Frankenstein you never knew. SENioritaSARita2: im confused! SENioritaSARita2: wait please! i need you! courtjester5000: You're all the same...you need my steel, but you don't need my network card.
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courtjester5000:
That's right, run along. courtjester5000:
There are plenty of other robots in the world. courtjester5000:
The Dull Abstinence Bot will not play victim to your sexy, torturous
games.
