Skip the endless interplanetary travels and instead, parachute your rovers from Earth orbit into the welcoming atmosphere of San Asino’s city park.
That’s me wearing the torn NASA t-shirt on my favorite couch. I uploaded this photo to show I’m a typical 39-year-old living in his Mom’s garage.
I Am the Hiring Algorithm That Didn’t Select Your Job Application, and These Are the Words You Had to Say to Get an Interview
‘My’ ‘Cousin’ ‘Ben’ ‘Works’ ‘In’ ‘Accounting’ ‘And’ ‘He’ ‘Already’ ‘Flagged’ ‘My’ ‘Application’ Surprising, huh?! Who knew it was that simple?!
I was going through your photos, which– Stop screaming, you know you have nothing incriminating.
This Zoom Catch-Up Seems Like the Perfect Opportunity to Humblebrag About Why I’m Not Eligible for the Vaccine Yet
I’ve got a six-pack and hands that are strong but somehow also soft. Does that seem like someone who needs the vaccine right now?
Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”
What happened to your MySpace account. What your mother-in-law tells her book club about you. Why you argued with your parents last week.
Listen, you're already on thin ice with me. You and I both know this ain't the first time we've found ourselves here.
Let me know how I can be of use. Today’s Tip: You’re spending too much time on Twitter at the expense of your personal relationships!
BrickUp developed bricks large enough to destroy data centers, but small enough to conceal from evil clones of Regis Philbin.
Does he have his phone? A) Yes and he’s very active on a thread about sending things down "The Alaska Pipeline." B) Negative. There’s no 5G in 0g.
Five Zoom Habits That Say “I’m Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time”
You’ve sworn you’ve heard the unmistakable “thunk” of a peg-leg issuing from their mic on more than one Zoom call.