The Mini-Country of San Asino Wants Some Skin in the Space Race to Mars
Skip the endless interplanetary travels and instead, parachute your rovers from Earth orbit into the welcoming atmosphere of San Asino’s city park.
Tag: Satire
4 Times My Plans for a Delicious Roast Were Ruined Because Mario’s Oiled and Nude Body Slipped From My Grasp
I would love nothing more than to coat him in a honey glaze and roast him over a fire until his internal temperature is 145 degrees.
Re: Help Me Obi Wan,…
Due to many frightful circumstances relating to galactic space evil, I must speak over discretely email.
What People Walking Behind Me Think, Probably
"His sneakers are kind of beat up, but that just shows he's a man of values, of integrity. Everyone respects him for this."
I Was Birding Before It Was Cool
Just wanted to send a solid “wassup” to our 4,000 new members who joined during the pandemic. Our group is now 4,014 birders strong.
I Shaved My Head and Now I’m Stanley Tucci
I guess I just need some time to wrap my perfectly symmetrical head around this bizarre predicament.
I Am Your House, and Renovating Me Again Won’t Fix You
Home Depot can sell you a mirror, but they can't make you see yourself. I've had plenty of time to think while you were crying over "Property Brothers."
GoFundMe Profile: Help Me Live My Life Before I’m Forced to Get a Job by Mom
That’s me wearing the torn NASA t-shirt on my favorite couch. I uploaded this photo to show I’m a typical 39-year-old living in his Mom’s garage.
A Tribute to Mr. Thompson: Teacher, Mentor, Possible Necromancer
It was never clear what subject he was supposed to be teaching, since on our schedules it was spelled in mysterious runes that burned your eyes.
An Open Letter to That Asshole, Algebra, Who I Thought I’d Never See Again
I’ve never needed the Pythagorean Theorem for any moment of my life. I’m a million times better off without you, just like I always thought.
Yes, Non-Smartphone Scrabble Is Still Available for Purchase
When you need a break from the mind-numbing fixation of staring at your phone, Scrabble® is here to help you.
I Am the Hiring Algorithm That Didn’t Select Your Job Application, and These Are the Words You Had to Say to Get an Interview
‘My’ ‘Cousin’ ‘Ben’ ‘Works’ ‘In’ ‘Accounting’ ‘And’ ‘He’ ‘Already’ ‘Flagged’ ‘My’ ‘Application’ Surprising, huh?! Who knew it was that simple?!